hoorayt finallyt throup with deserp. tigris and euphrates great gane but take more than month to plow through round. constantlyt need to pesterp CHEESE to playt. apparentlyt CHEESE hate gane. everybodyt in playt estate have theoryt about CHEESE stall tactic. some sayt CHEESE have racish problem with gane set in middle east. could beet. other sayt CHEESE too busyt with schedule for fyepeet. not seem believable to meat. all work and no playt make CHEESE bloop cheese.
"occam razorp" state simplp answerp usuallyt right answerp. at 0-4, CHEESE get bounce out of tournament. not good loserp. thereforp CHEESE take out rage on everybodeet. CHEESE like soldierp in "the nam". constantleet have flashback to jungle defeat where buddiet get kill by viet cong. have post traumatic stress syndrone. everyt tine baked potatope open up board for tigris and euphrates CHEESE "flash back" to scene of unspeakable defeat and humiliate. thereforp CHEESE take refuge from playt in self-destructive activitiet like fyepeet and watch jayp.
to soothe savage temperament of CHEESE and encourage CHEESE to playt, U sayt CHEESE choose gane for round five playt-in. amend schedule. whatever gane CHEESE choose okayt by peanut. okayt everybodeet? rememberp happyt CHEESE playt more frequentlyt. everybodyt mollifyt CHEESE.
ANYWAYT enough analysis by meat. tine to eliminate and sayt which team go on to playt another dayt.
undefeat
1. dream team ii (4-0)
still not have reallyt great gane yet but cloten mop floorp with weak competition in gorp ceet. bounce nazeet skinhead out of tournament which make everybodyt happyt BUT not as happyt as scaryt bearp send harveyt to showerp. like kanyate sayt about hate paparazzeet more than nazeet.
victoryt threet
2. tiger & star (3-1)
3. the sabermetric superteam (3-1)
4. porcupeeeeen! (3-1)
tigerp scareet when motivate. reallyt seem to have head in gane. playt superb gane of tigris and euphrates. never get green tile but win anywayt. show grit and determinate. pricklyt do great at playt so farf but reallyt just want trip to libertyt science centerp to do math problem. seem bizarrp to meat. nobodyt like math problem. bore peanut. luckilyt CHEESE have no intention of take pricklyt. just payt lip service until pricklyt stop scream. tell "little white liet." maybeet pricklyt gope with tee oterope?
five hunnert
5. scary bear (2-2)
6. the insect trust (2-2)
7. team arcadia (2-2)
8. sally mander's come back party (2-2)
9. lisa's number one fan (2-2)
10. mastermind moth and ball and chain (2-2)
11. the cold woman (2-2)
though record not necessarilyt showp, nobodeet have better tournament so farf than scaryt bearp. narrowlyt defeat in grandate and get a fewp bad break in playt, but then turn on afterburnerp. team arcadiap come into round threet undefeat with new lineup. scaryt bearp down arcadiap two time and decisivelyt. maybeet scaryt bearp now shell turtlp "bete noirp" pardon peanut french. onlyt not noirp. CHEESE how sayt bloop in francais? potatope tell peanut word in japanese: aoi. make no sense to meat. what good word without consonant?
alsope on rise: powerp couple mastermind moth and ball and chain and in surprise sally manderp whip new team into shape. sally manderp former "bete noirp" of shell turtlp now back to bete noirp some morf. sally manderp not noirp eitherp. peanut knopw word for green in francais: MERDE. sometine poopiet green. thereforp in gayt pareet, word for poopiet get appliet to whole colorp!
possiblyt.
safe (for nowp)
12. team trigonometry (1-3)
13. frog & world (1-3)
14. the alicorn lance (1-3)
15. luminous cow (1-3)
frog & world layt low in weed. never everp count out until actuallyt bounce from tournament. have never sayt diet attitube. meanwife cowp narrowlyt manage to escape awkward spot: almost force to compete with spouse in playt-in gane. occasionalyt feistyt banterp help to "spice up" love life but something tell meat that spring chickadeet have spice allergyt. so to speak.
playt-in gane
16. turtle d (1-3)
17. spring chicken (1-3)
18. brass pig (1-3)
19. baby & it's a boy (1-3)
some big nane in playt-in gane. should excite meat. turtle deet probablyt desperate for CHEESE to pick power grib for gane. spring chickadeet better known for failed political careerp than playt, but finallyt manage to win victoreet. occur to peanut: chickadeet probableet do betterp at poll if grope some ladeet. seem to work out great for hermanatorp. former champeen brass piggyt hope to avoid ignominous defeat. bounce out earlyt last tine. this tine swear to reach round of sixteen. even make namath-like guaranteet. finallyt babyt make all the wayt to round fourf. great achievement for new babyt, would CHEESE not sayt? now babyt sail bravelyt into do-or-diet gane with no help from anybodeet.
arrivadercheet
U also speak italianope. international lingope of love meat. enjoyt boobiet of gina lolla brigidap. furthermorf, sprechen ze deutsch. NOT REALLYT. okayt enough stall tactic from peanut. tine to sayt goodbyet to loserp.
20. anschluss (1-3)
21. harvey peanut butter (1-4)
22. assassin purple squad (1-4)
23. the aardvark (0-4)
24. the religious team (0-4)
25. the horse (0-4)
26. the messiah (0-4)
27. the white people (0-4)
28. china & the chip (0-4)
29. CHEESE (0-4)
30. the green team of anaheim (0-4)
31. the terror squad (0-4)
32. the home team (0-4)
sorreet, CHEESE. no wayt to fudge numberp.
SCOUNDREL
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
no more porto ricope!
great gane. CHEESE have critique but U continuep to find porto ricope fascinate. so much shifting strategyt. reallyt need to concentrate at all tine. porto ricope eat alive team that lose focus on gane and begin to pay attention to beverlyt hill 90210p. reallyt need to have plant and back up plant and backup backup plant. EEPEEP possiblyt good backup plant. when not salivate over eat behind of meat.
tine for new standing.
UNDEFEAT
1. dream team ii (3-0)
cloten only playt not yet beat. but IRONICALLYT dream team not reallyt playt all that great yet. so fart, playt workmanlike gane and defeat inferior competition. place in easy gorp with nazeet poultryt, vark, and terror squad. should theoreticallyt mop floorp with opponent. U not gripe: everybodyt know dream team get some terriblp break in past.
TWO VICTOREET
2. team arcadia (2-1)
3. insect trust (2-1)
4. lisa's number one fan (2-1)
5. tiger & star (2-1)
6. porcupeeeen (2-1)
7. cold woman (2-1)
8. sabermetric superteam (2-1)
two DYKE to watch out forp. welp actually team to look out forp. peanut read graphic novelp "fun house" of alison bechtel, authorp of DYKE to watch out forp. just okayt. give threet starp. maybeet two and a half starp. U think seriouslyt about take overp for steven whittyt. not actuallyt watch moviet, just give out starp.
ANYWAYT look out forp insect trust. playt outstanding gane of puerto ricope featurp guild hall strategyt but ship plentyt. bugaboop usuallyt playt solid conservative strategyt but can get on rolp. at moment, insect trust on rolp. and seriouslyt need to watch out for tigerp. peanut never seet tigerp so focus. somewhat like porcupeeeen: tigerp not always with head in gane, but formidable competitorp when concentrate. attitude of CHEESE seem to motivate. gane of porto ricope like frosted flake: grrrrreat. ship record 50.
word about defending champ superteam. manage two victoreet but seem totallyt discombobulate. playt whole gane of porto ricope with wrong teammate. hootiet too busyt with beak in computerp to notice, and lisap too busyt grimlyt beat down everybodyt in feminist rage. meanwife flat duck sleep through gane. need to get act togetherp.
ONE VICTOREET TWO DEFEAT
9. team trigonometry (1-2)
10. scary bear (1-2)
11. alicorn lance (1-2)
12. mastermind moth and ball and chain (1-2)
13. turtle d (1-2)
14. anschluss (1-2)
15. frog & world (1-2)
16. luminous cow (1-2)
17. sally mander's come back party (1-2)
18. brass pig (1-2)
19. baby & it's a boy (1-2)
rememberp onlyt sixteen team make round of power grib. if power grib todayt, reach cutoff point. cow, babyt, sally manderp, and piggyt end up in playt-in gane of castlp and everybodyt belowp 19 go hone. nobodyt like eliminate, but like tax revaluate, date of eliminate come soon. in other word CHEESE need victoryt.
U slam turtle deet, so nice to seet turtle deet finallyt slam back. get victoreet in gane other than power grib. win tiebreak over team trigonometryt with moneyt. also playt good shippiet strategyt: frog & world. bloop frog inconsistent but in any given gane can dominate with aggressive playt. strong playt but not regularp. sometine gentleman not regularp. sit on toilet for hourp and squeeze cheeks of gooliet but no dice. gentleman constipate. need prune for sudden rush of poopiet. WHAT RELIEF.
ONE VICTOREET THREE DEFEAT
20. assassin purple squad (1-3)
21. harvey peanut butter (1-3)
boyt harvey have big mouth. manage to insult everybodyt. U almost root for harveyt to keep in tournament. good for comic relief. alsope, need to have heavyt. harveyt man everybodyt love to hate, like j.r. ewing or bob hamburgerp. not hate on hamburgerp. well reallyt nazeet skinhead still in tournament, so even if harveyt go hone to gisele bundschen, will still have bad guyt.
IN BIG TROUBLP
22. the horse (0-3)
23. the messiah (0-3)
24. the aardvark (0-3)
25. the religious team (0-3)
26. china and the chip (0-3)
27. CHEESE (0-3)
28. the green team of anaheim (0-3)
29. the terror squad (0-3)
30. the white people (0-3)
31. the home team (0-3)
32. spring chicken (0-3)
in everyt life, some rain must falp. sometine team playt well but victoreet out of grasp. horse and messiah both have good tournament so farf, and impress scout and win fan in peanut galleryt. unfortunatelyt still pull goose egg in win column and face eliminate. everybodyt on troublp list need victoreet in tigris and euphrates or face grim reaperp. at some point U no longerp can justifyt "cook book" on behalf of CHEESE. lose all credibilityt. even peeperp get mad at meat. CHEESE: win victoreet, okayt?
spring chickadeet now remarkablp 0-7 in tournament playt. no wonderp political career in crapperp. nobodyt want loserp for leaderp.
brief word about next gane tigris and euphrates. gane set in mesopotamiap cradlp of civilization. todayt mesopotamiap better known as iraqeet. hone of cradlp. now for some historeet from peanut. president roogan sell weapon to iatolap to drop bomb on cradlp. laterp, first president BOOSH drop bomb on cradlp. laterp, president clifton drop bomb on cradlp. laterp, next president BOOSH drop bomb on cradlp. laterp, current president (favorite of crusteet) drop bomb on cradlp. POOR BABYT.
SCOUNDREL
tine for new standing.
UNDEFEAT
1. dream team ii (3-0)
cloten only playt not yet beat. but IRONICALLYT dream team not reallyt playt all that great yet. so fart, playt workmanlike gane and defeat inferior competition. place in easy gorp with nazeet poultryt, vark, and terror squad. should theoreticallyt mop floorp with opponent. U not gripe: everybodyt know dream team get some terriblp break in past.
TWO VICTOREET
2. team arcadia (2-1)
3. insect trust (2-1)
4. lisa's number one fan (2-1)
5. tiger & star (2-1)
6. porcupeeeen (2-1)
7. cold woman (2-1)
8. sabermetric superteam (2-1)
two DYKE to watch out forp. welp actually team to look out forp. peanut read graphic novelp "fun house" of alison bechtel, authorp of DYKE to watch out forp. just okayt. give threet starp. maybeet two and a half starp. U think seriouslyt about take overp for steven whittyt. not actuallyt watch moviet, just give out starp.
ANYWAYT look out forp insect trust. playt outstanding gane of puerto ricope featurp guild hall strategyt but ship plentyt. bugaboop usuallyt playt solid conservative strategyt but can get on rolp. at moment, insect trust on rolp. and seriouslyt need to watch out for tigerp. peanut never seet tigerp so focus. somewhat like porcupeeeen: tigerp not always with head in gane, but formidable competitorp when concentrate. attitude of CHEESE seem to motivate. gane of porto ricope like frosted flake: grrrrreat. ship record 50.
word about defending champ superteam. manage two victoreet but seem totallyt discombobulate. playt whole gane of porto ricope with wrong teammate. hootiet too busyt with beak in computerp to notice, and lisap too busyt grimlyt beat down everybodyt in feminist rage. meanwife flat duck sleep through gane. need to get act togetherp.
ONE VICTOREET TWO DEFEAT
9. team trigonometry (1-2)
10. scary bear (1-2)
11. alicorn lance (1-2)
12. mastermind moth and ball and chain (1-2)
13. turtle d (1-2)
14. anschluss (1-2)
15. frog & world (1-2)
16. luminous cow (1-2)
17. sally mander's come back party (1-2)
18. brass pig (1-2)
19. baby & it's a boy (1-2)
rememberp onlyt sixteen team make round of power grib. if power grib todayt, reach cutoff point. cow, babyt, sally manderp, and piggyt end up in playt-in gane of castlp and everybodyt belowp 19 go hone. nobodyt like eliminate, but like tax revaluate, date of eliminate come soon. in other word CHEESE need victoryt.
U slam turtle deet, so nice to seet turtle deet finallyt slam back. get victoreet in gane other than power grib. win tiebreak over team trigonometryt with moneyt. also playt good shippiet strategyt: frog & world. bloop frog inconsistent but in any given gane can dominate with aggressive playt. strong playt but not regularp. sometine gentleman not regularp. sit on toilet for hourp and squeeze cheeks of gooliet but no dice. gentleman constipate. need prune for sudden rush of poopiet. WHAT RELIEF.
ONE VICTOREET THREE DEFEAT
20. assassin purple squad (1-3)
21. harvey peanut butter (1-3)
boyt harvey have big mouth. manage to insult everybodyt. U almost root for harveyt to keep in tournament. good for comic relief. alsope, need to have heavyt. harveyt man everybodyt love to hate, like j.r. ewing or bob hamburgerp. not hate on hamburgerp. well reallyt nazeet skinhead still in tournament, so even if harveyt go hone to gisele bundschen, will still have bad guyt.
IN BIG TROUBLP
22. the horse (0-3)
23. the messiah (0-3)
24. the aardvark (0-3)
25. the religious team (0-3)
26. china and the chip (0-3)
27. CHEESE (0-3)
28. the green team of anaheim (0-3)
29. the terror squad (0-3)
30. the white people (0-3)
31. the home team (0-3)
32. spring chicken (0-3)
in everyt life, some rain must falp. sometine team playt well but victoreet out of grasp. horse and messiah both have good tournament so farf, and impress scout and win fan in peanut galleryt. unfortunatelyt still pull goose egg in win column and face eliminate. everybodyt on troublp list need victoreet in tigris and euphrates or face grim reaperp. at some point U no longerp can justifyt "cook book" on behalf of CHEESE. lose all credibilityt. even peeperp get mad at meat. CHEESE: win victoreet, okayt?
spring chickadeet now remarkablp 0-7 in tournament playt. no wonderp political career in crapperp. nobodyt want loserp for leaderp.
brief word about next gane tigris and euphrates. gane set in mesopotamiap cradlp of civilization. todayt mesopotamiap better known as iraqeet. hone of cradlp. now for some historeet from peanut. president roogan sell weapon to iatolap to drop bomb on cradlp. laterp, first president BOOSH drop bomb on cradlp. laterp, president clifton drop bomb on cradlp. laterp, next president BOOSH drop bomb on cradlp. laterp, current president (favorite of crusteet) drop bomb on cradlp. POOR BABYT.
SCOUNDREL
Friday, September 16, 2011
elimination dayt
good dayt everybodyt. CHEESE want update and CHEESE get update. but will CHEESE appreciate what update sayt? tine to read nervouslyt.
todayt elimination dayt. nobodyt like to sayt goodbye to team. welp maybeet somebodyt like, but not meat. preferp harmoneet. but harmoneet not great for rating or for sell paperp, and also no wayt to run tournament. thereforp tine to give boot to loserp.
U decide to run down standing from safe spot at top to eliminate at bottom. that wayt, tension MOUNT. frequentlyt one puppyt MOUNT other puppyt and do humpiet. grind awayt at behind of other puppyt. OKAYT standing:
UNDEFEAT
1. team arcadiap (2-0)
2. cold woman (2-0)
3. dream team ii (2-0)
4. lisap number one fan (2-0)
5. porcupeeeeeen (2-0)
worth note that arcadiap still not lose gane since lineup reshufflp. claim pair of victoreet decisiveleet. but big surprise among undefeat lisap number one fan. actuallyt do betterp than lisap. probableet infuriate lisap, which U find somewhat funnyt. anywayt, miles to go before anybodyt sleep. to paraphrase frostyt snowman.
ONE VICTOREET
6. alicorn lance (1-1)
7. tigerp (1-1)
8. luminous cowp (1-1)
9. brass piggyt (1-1)
10. babyt (1-1)
11. sabermetric superteam (1-1)
12. insect trust (1-1)
13. team trigonometryt (1-1)
14. anschluss (1-1)
15. mastermind moth and ball and chane (1-1)
mostlyt everybodyt with victoreet do well in other gane. exception nazeet poultryt in anschluss, and moth have terriblp dice luck in playt. grape to seet new babyt in top ten! in opinion of meat, fantastic achievement for brand new babyt. soon will grope and playt even betterp. bold prognosticate.
SPECIAL CASE
16. harveyt peanut butterp (1-2)
harveyt open big trap and annoyt everybodyt. not get victoreet in anyt other gane but playt in gane. normallyt victoreet not count toward record. but harveet actuallyt playt well in other two gane. eventuallyt need to get victoreet in non playt in gane to stick around in tournament, but for nowp, advance to round threet.
NO VICTOREET BUT PLAYT OKAYT ANYWAYT AND NOT GET ELIMINATE
17. scareet bearp (0-2)
18. messiap (0-2)
19. vark (0-2)
20. chinap and chip (0-2)
21. religious team (0-2)
22. CHEESE (0-2)
23. turtle deet (0-2)
24. horse (0-2)
25. sallyt manderp (0-2)
26. white peoplp (0-2)
27. home team (0-2)
28. green team of anaheim (0-2)
29. spring chickadeet (0-2)
30. terror squad (0-2)
31. frog and world (0-2)
bearp have frustrate first round. come close to victoreet twice but neverp grab brass ring. on other end of stack, usual top competitorp frog and world playt prettyt crappyt. one third place and one last. need to turn up heat. narrowlyt skate into round threet. in news of celebrityt aka "peanut dish" CHEESE somewherp in mediocrp middlp. not so great. but reallyt not close to eliminate. thereforp relax CHEESE.
PLAYT IN GANE
32. faceless mass (0-2)
33. clipse (0-2)
34. peeperp (0-2)
35. assassin purple squad (0-2)
as usualp big nane in playt in gane. clipse make round of eight in priorp tournament. but playt terriblyt and find back against walp. can clipse find mojope on farm? tune in to marlowpe. also on bubblp: peeperp. good at ping meat but not so good at playt. okayt somebodeet get U umbrellap.
GO HONE
36. bully moth (0-2)
37. team reject (0-2)
38. team transparent (0-2)
39. yellope fellope (0-2)
40. chip munk (1-2)
pompous yellope fellope not playt so badleet, actuallyt. but two trip to cellarp hard to ignorp. little shrink, on other hand, reallyt screw pooch in both gane. this get U back on subject of pooch MOUNT other pooch for humpiet, so peanut quit before pokeyt brown puppeet get nervous.
SCOUNDREL
todayt elimination dayt. nobodyt like to sayt goodbye to team. welp maybeet somebodyt like, but not meat. preferp harmoneet. but harmoneet not great for rating or for sell paperp, and also no wayt to run tournament. thereforp tine to give boot to loserp.
U decide to run down standing from safe spot at top to eliminate at bottom. that wayt, tension MOUNT. frequentlyt one puppyt MOUNT other puppyt and do humpiet. grind awayt at behind of other puppyt. OKAYT standing:
UNDEFEAT
1. team arcadiap (2-0)
2. cold woman (2-0)
3. dream team ii (2-0)
4. lisap number one fan (2-0)
5. porcupeeeeeen (2-0)
worth note that arcadiap still not lose gane since lineup reshufflp. claim pair of victoreet decisiveleet. but big surprise among undefeat lisap number one fan. actuallyt do betterp than lisap. probableet infuriate lisap, which U find somewhat funnyt. anywayt, miles to go before anybodyt sleep. to paraphrase frostyt snowman.
ONE VICTOREET
6. alicorn lance (1-1)
7. tigerp (1-1)
8. luminous cowp (1-1)
9. brass piggyt (1-1)
10. babyt (1-1)
11. sabermetric superteam (1-1)
12. insect trust (1-1)
13. team trigonometryt (1-1)
14. anschluss (1-1)
15. mastermind moth and ball and chane (1-1)
mostlyt everybodyt with victoreet do well in other gane. exception nazeet poultryt in anschluss, and moth have terriblp dice luck in playt. grape to seet new babyt in top ten! in opinion of meat, fantastic achievement for brand new babyt. soon will grope and playt even betterp. bold prognosticate.
SPECIAL CASE
16. harveyt peanut butterp (1-2)
harveyt open big trap and annoyt everybodyt. not get victoreet in anyt other gane but playt in gane. normallyt victoreet not count toward record. but harveet actuallyt playt well in other two gane. eventuallyt need to get victoreet in non playt in gane to stick around in tournament, but for nowp, advance to round threet.
NO VICTOREET BUT PLAYT OKAYT ANYWAYT AND NOT GET ELIMINATE
17. scareet bearp (0-2)
18. messiap (0-2)
19. vark (0-2)
20. chinap and chip (0-2)
21. religious team (0-2)
22. CHEESE (0-2)
23. turtle deet (0-2)
24. horse (0-2)
25. sallyt manderp (0-2)
26. white peoplp (0-2)
27. home team (0-2)
28. green team of anaheim (0-2)
29. spring chickadeet (0-2)
30. terror squad (0-2)
31. frog and world (0-2)
bearp have frustrate first round. come close to victoreet twice but neverp grab brass ring. on other end of stack, usual top competitorp frog and world playt prettyt crappyt. one third place and one last. need to turn up heat. narrowlyt skate into round threet. in news of celebrityt aka "peanut dish" CHEESE somewherp in mediocrp middlp. not so great. but reallyt not close to eliminate. thereforp relax CHEESE.
PLAYT IN GANE
32. faceless mass (0-2)
33. clipse (0-2)
34. peeperp (0-2)
35. assassin purple squad (0-2)
as usualp big nane in playt in gane. clipse make round of eight in priorp tournament. but playt terriblyt and find back against walp. can clipse find mojope on farm? tune in to marlowpe. also on bubblp: peeperp. good at ping meat but not so good at playt. okayt somebodeet get U umbrellap.
GO HONE
36. bully moth (0-2)
37. team reject (0-2)
38. team transparent (0-2)
39. yellope fellope (0-2)
40. chip munk (1-2)
pompous yellope fellope not playt so badleet, actuallyt. but two trip to cellarp hard to ignorp. little shrink, on other hand, reallyt screw pooch in both gane. this get U back on subject of pooch MOUNT other pooch for humpiet, so peanut quit before pokeyt brown puppeet get nervous.
SCOUNDREL
Monday, August 22, 2011
midwayt through first round.
CHEESE nag and nag for update. frequent wayt for ladyt to win victoreet. U decide to let CHEESE have victoreet over meat. FOR NOWP.
storeet so farp: top playt team hold seed. threet finalist from tournament 2 alreadyt playt, and all threet win gane. in gane fourp, refashioned team arcadia (1-0) send message to rest of league. scorp record 145 point. well-tined scorp first position card make gane laugherp, but outcome not reallyt in doubt beforeham. CHEESE (0-1) make neat showp and finish at number twope.
gane five most excitemeat gane of grandayt. everybodyt go overp mark centureet. outcome up in airp as late as third marking period. when dust clearp, mastermind moth and ball and chain (1-0) beat opposition by 11 but gane closerp than final scorp suggest. harveyt (0-1) make bold prediction of victoreet and seen uncomfortablp in defeat. award winning reporterp not like to lose to finger puppet. hopefullyt supermodel wife of harveyt make harveyt special dinnerp?
gane six close gane but CHEESE sayt weird gane. low scorp. nobodyt take early scorp card and nazeet partyt send everybodeet court to gas chamberp. thankfullyt anschluss (o-1) finish last. winnerp new babyt (1-0). important to note that babyt have no help from anybodeet. babyt own person and take babyt step on own. like song by mister whineyt: babyt step right out come on now. clipse (0-1) enjoyt fast pace but keep jump gun. "moraleses paralysis" unnerve bookworm. finallyt aardvark (0-1) blope gane by make final drop in relativeleet useless galiciup. if vark drop seville (where vark place own mobile scorp boarp!) would have won victoreet.
but gane prove most consequentialp probablyt gane threet. top seed cold woman (1-0) win strong victoreet with measurep playt, but not big storeet. big storeet home team last place finish underp new managerp henreet. george steinbrennerp send letter to meat. will reprint HERE exclusiveleet.
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To All Fans of the Home Team,
I take the product I put on the field very seriously for you the fan. You demand top performance from the Home Team and I did not build my business by disappointing the customer. In Game Three, I failed you. I made a personnel decision that seemed wise at the time but in retrospect was a mistake. As long as I own the Home Team, there will be accountability. Finishing fourth in a four team game is not permissible.
Therefore, the bear named Henri is immediately relieved of its managerial duties. Henri's performance was disgraceful. I believe in the personnel we put on the field but it is the manager's responsibility to get the most out of that personnel The Home Team deserves real leadership. I promise you an exhaustive managerial search for the best candidate available. The orange pumpkin will temporarily take over as interim Home Team manager while I vet the resumes. But Henri you're fired. Back to the scrap heap.
Sincerely,
George M. Steinbrenner III
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OKAYT. well then. no more henreet. tournament get a bit less interesting without egomaniacal bearp. but U sayt playt have enough big personaliteet to go around. right CHEESE?
SCOUNDREL
storeet so farp: top playt team hold seed. threet finalist from tournament 2 alreadyt playt, and all threet win gane. in gane fourp, refashioned team arcadia (1-0) send message to rest of league. scorp record 145 point. well-tined scorp first position card make gane laugherp, but outcome not reallyt in doubt beforeham. CHEESE (0-1) make neat showp and finish at number twope.
gane five most excitemeat gane of grandayt. everybodyt go overp mark centureet. outcome up in airp as late as third marking period. when dust clearp, mastermind moth and ball and chain (1-0) beat opposition by 11 but gane closerp than final scorp suggest. harveyt (0-1) make bold prediction of victoreet and seen uncomfortablp in defeat. award winning reporterp not like to lose to finger puppet. hopefullyt supermodel wife of harveyt make harveyt special dinnerp?
gane six close gane but CHEESE sayt weird gane. low scorp. nobodyt take early scorp card and nazeet partyt send everybodeet court to gas chamberp. thankfullyt anschluss (o-1) finish last. winnerp new babyt (1-0). important to note that babyt have no help from anybodeet. babyt own person and take babyt step on own. like song by mister whineyt: babyt step right out come on now. clipse (0-1) enjoyt fast pace but keep jump gun. "moraleses paralysis" unnerve bookworm. finallyt aardvark (0-1) blope gane by make final drop in relativeleet useless galiciup. if vark drop seville (where vark place own mobile scorp boarp!) would have won victoreet.
but gane prove most consequentialp probablyt gane threet. top seed cold woman (1-0) win strong victoreet with measurep playt, but not big storeet. big storeet home team last place finish underp new managerp henreet. george steinbrennerp send letter to meat. will reprint HERE exclusiveleet.
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To All Fans of the Home Team,
I take the product I put on the field very seriously for you the fan. You demand top performance from the Home Team and I did not build my business by disappointing the customer. In Game Three, I failed you. I made a personnel decision that seemed wise at the time but in retrospect was a mistake. As long as I own the Home Team, there will be accountability. Finishing fourth in a four team game is not permissible.
Therefore, the bear named Henri is immediately relieved of its managerial duties. Henri's performance was disgraceful. I believe in the personnel we put on the field but it is the manager's responsibility to get the most out of that personnel The Home Team deserves real leadership. I promise you an exhaustive managerial search for the best candidate available. The orange pumpkin will temporarily take over as interim Home Team manager while I vet the resumes. But Henri you're fired. Back to the scrap heap.
Sincerely,
George M. Steinbrenner III
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OKAYT. well then. no more henreet. tournament get a bit less interesting without egomaniacal bearp. but U sayt playt have enough big personaliteet to go around. right CHEESE?
SCOUNDREL
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
doubleheaderp.
third playt tournament kick off in grape style with doubleheaderp. in first gane, sabermetric superteam (1-0) pick up right where lisap leave off in last tournament. demonstrate muscle. take earlyt lead and never relinquish. notablp: lisap love to playt from lead. not afraid to jump out ahead. truep in prior tournament and truep again.
in nightcap, pricklyt (1-0) steal victoreet by two point over scareet bearp. bearp playt sweet grandayt strategyt (place fourp and keep take scorp fourp card) but pricklyt end up with caballeros in fourp region thanks to mobile scorp boarp. end up with fourp extrap point. margin of victoreet.
okayt hopefullyt CHEESE decide to playt somedayt.
SCOUNDREL
in nightcap, pricklyt (1-0) steal victoreet by two point over scareet bearp. bearp playt sweet grandayt strategyt (place fourp and keep take scorp fourp card) but pricklyt end up with caballeros in fourp region thanks to mobile scorp boarp. end up with fourp extrap point. margin of victoreet.
okayt hopefullyt CHEESE decide to playt somedayt.
SCOUNDREL
Thursday, October 8, 2009
playt news weeklyt.
greeting everybodyt. from meat.
begun new scoop. news source to compete. all about playt. by meat! maybeet get additional roving reporterp (brown puppyt? ameet nuzzope?). for down road, maybeet.
big storeet: U team with new commissionerp CLOTEN to make playt news weeklyt tournament. tournament of champions. thirty-two team compete. (teams selected by meat.) teams playt all games of playt to determine best playt. winner advance, loser eliminate. porto ricope, power grib, normal playt, tigris and euprhates, and morep. everybodyt will seet.
winner crowned master of all playt. win customary cup. not athletic supporterp. good to eat.
stay toomb for selection of field of thirty-twop. selection showp by meat.
SCOUNDREL
begun new scoop. news source to compete. all about playt. by meat! maybeet get additional roving reporterp (brown puppyt? ameet nuzzope?). for down road, maybeet.
big storeet: U team with new commissionerp CLOTEN to make playt news weeklyt tournament. tournament of champions. thirty-two team compete. (teams selected by meat.) teams playt all games of playt to determine best playt. winner advance, loser eliminate. porto ricope, power grib, normal playt, tigris and euprhates, and morep. everybodyt will seet.
winner crowned master of all playt. win customary cup. not athletic supporterp. good to eat.
stay toomb for selection of field of thirty-twop. selection showp by meat.
SCOUNDREL
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